darlington terry narrow dog to carcassonne
Darlington Terry Narrow Dog to Carcassonne
The hilarious true story of two pensioners and their whippet who sail from Stone in Staffordshire to Carcassonne in the South of France in a narrowboat ... When they retired Terry and Monica Darlington decided to sail their canal narrowboat across the Channel and down to the Mediterranean, together with their whippet Jim. They took advice from experts, who said they would die, together with their whippet Jim. On the Phyllis May you dive through six-foot waves in the Channel, are swept down the terrible Rhone, and fight for your life in a storm among the flamingos of the Camargue. You meet the French nobody meets - poets, captains, historians, drunks, bargees, men with guns, scholars, madmen - they all want to know the people on the painted boat and their narrow dog. You visit the France nobody knows - the backwaters of Flanders, the canals beneath Paris, the heavenly Yonne, the lost Burgundy Canal, the islands of the Saone, and the forbidden ways to the Mediterranean. Aliens, dicks, trolls, vandals, gongoozlers, killer fish and the walking dead all stand between our three innocents and their goal - many-towered Carcassonne.
2869 Руб.
Darlington Terry Narrow Dog to Indian River
Two pensioners and a whippet sail their English narrowboat down America's 1,000 mile long Atlantic Intracoastal Waterway... Having survived their voyage to Carcassonne, you might expect pensioners Terry and Monica Darlington and their whippet, Jim, to retire to a comfortable corner of their favourite pub. But no, they looked to the New World for an extraordinary new adventure... No-one had ever sailed an English narrowboat in the US before, for reasons that became abundantly clear during the 9-month voyage of the Phyllis May – including 30-mile sea crossings, blasting heat, tornadoes, hurricanes and all manner of intimidating wildlife. But the real danger came from the locals: the Good Ole Boys and Girls of the Deep South. Colonels, bums, captains, planters, heroes, drunks, gongoozlers, dancing dicks and beautiful spies – they all want to meet the Brits on the narrow painted boat and their thin dog and take them home and party them to death. Beautifully written, lovingly observed, and very funny, Narrow Dog to Indian River takes you on a dangerous, surprising and always entertaining journey as a thousand miles of the little-known South-East Seaboard unfold at six miles an hour– the golden marshes of the Carolinas, the incomparable cities of Charleston and Savannah, and the lost arcadias of Georgia and Florida.
2906 Руб.
Chambers Kimberley Billie Jo
Her dad's a villain. She's his princess. And their world is about to crash. For Terry, family is everything. But it's far from perfect... Billie Jo is the adored only child of wealthy villain, Terry, and Michelle, the drunken wife he hates. Knowing how much Billie Jo dreads her parents' fights, Terry imagines that she'll understand when he tells her he is going to leave Michelle to marry his pregnant secretary. But fate is about to deal a terrible hand and change everything in a way Terry has not planned for, leaving Billie Jo's protected world in tatters. Set in a world of villains and chancers, Kimberley Chambers' brilliant first novel is a rollercoaster read you will not want to put down.
1685 Руб.
Griffiths Andy The 104-Storey Treehouse
The 104-Storey Treehouse is the eighth book of Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton's wacky treehouse adventures, where the laugh-out-loud story is told through a combination of text and fantastic cartoon-style illustrations. Join Andy and Terry in their 104-storey spectacular treehouse (it used to be a 91-story treehouse, but they decided it was still missing a few things). They've added thirteen new levels, including a never-ending staircase, a burp bank, and even a mighty fortress. But Andy and Terry are in a race against time to find a funny story for their next book - and Andy had a toothache that hurts so bad he can't write any jokes for their new book. Will the tooth fairy be able to help? But Terry knows just what to do: buy a Joke Writer 2000™ to write the jokes for them! All they need first is some money from their money-making machine and then it's off to the store. It's a foolproof plan-a Terry-proof one, even! Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!
1955 Руб.
Seltzer Eric The Long Dog. Level 1
Simple text paired with large, toothy dog grins make this book a surefire hit with beginning readers! This level 1 reader uses funny dogs to introduce opposite words. There's a dirty dog and a clean dog, a mean dog and a nice dog, and many more! Plus, there's an extremely long dog who keeps popping into the story. The long dog adds humor to the book, and kids will be anxious to turn the pages all the way to the end! Young readers will enjoy Eric Seltzer's bright illustrations and rhythmic, easy-to-read text.
850 Руб.
Griffiths Andy The 117-Storey Treehouse
There are lots of laughs at every level in The 117-Storey Treehouse, the ninth book in the number one bestselling Treehouse series from Andy Griffiths and Terry Denton. Andy and Terry have added another thirteen levels of crazy fun to their every-growing treehouse (it used to be a 104-story treehouse, but it just keeps growing!) They've got a tiny-horse level, a pyjama-party room and an Underpants Museum and Treehouse Information Centre! But Andy and Terry have found themselves running from the Story Police and the only way to escape, is through the terrifying Door of Doom! For as long as Andy and Terry have been writing books together, Andy has always been the narrator and Terry has always been the illustrator. But when Terry tries to prove that he can narrate as well as draw, the story goes completely out of control and the Story Police arrive to arrest the whole treehouse team for crimes against storytelling! Andy, Terry and Jill go on the run, but how long can they evade the Story Police and stay out of Story Jail? Join the adventure that inspired the World Book Day bestseller, Terry's Dumb Dot Story in this laugh-out-loud story told through a combination of text and fantastic cartoon-style illustrations. With 117 amazing levels to discover in the Treehouse series, Well, what are you waiting for? Come on up!
1955 Руб.
Bailey Gwen The Beginner`s Dog Training Guide
Unleash your dog's potential and build a rewarding relationship that will last a lifetime! From walking on a loose lead to carrying the shopping, The Beginner's Dog Training Guide has everything you need to know to train your dog and ensure you have a happy canine companion. Choose the right dog breed for you and then keep your dog healthy by understanding their exercise, diet, and grooming needs. Follow clear, step-by-step explanations and illustrations to learn every aspect of owning and training a dog, from basic obedience to advanced tricks. Expert advice accompanied by over 800 clear photographs provide a user-friendly visual guide to training your dog, by showing you exactly what to do. Filled with tips and tricks, this book will help you become the owner of a well-behaved, healthy, and happy dog!
1999 Руб.
James Simon Mr Scruff
The humorous story of a little boy and a dog who are destined to be together! Polly belongs with Molly, Eric belongs with Derek, Perry belongs with Terry - everyone knows that owners and their dogs belong together in their own unique way. But for Poor Mr Scruff, alone in the dogs' home, there's no one - that is until a very special little boy arrives looking for a friend... A wonderful, witty and warm story about the true nature of friendship from award-winning author-illustrator Simon James.
1437 Руб.
Whitehead Sarah Clever Dog. Understand What Your Dog is Telling You
Man is not ape. Dog is not wolf. From startling facts about its origins, to the fundamental reasons behind dog and man's unbreakable attachment, Clever Dog: Understand What Your Dog is Telling You explores the myths that so many pet owners have been led to believe - and forms conclusions as to how our future relationship with the dog needs to change in order to survive, and thrive. With her unique understanding of the secret language of dogs and her belief that all dogs are 'clever dogs', Sarah uses amusing anecdote and useful case histories to discover the mysteries of dog behaviour and show us a way of communicating with the four-legged friend who shares our hearts and homes. Dog lovers can look at their best friends in a new light and create the perfect bond. As a world-leading expert in canine psychology, and often acknowledged as the 'trainer's trainer', Sarah Whitehead shares her unique understanding of dogs in Clever Dog. With sections on Life, Love, Health and Happiness, this is a book about how we can become a harmonious team with our best friend. Here at last are the secrets your dog wants you to know. With fascinating case studies and expert practical advice, Clever Dog is much more than a guidebook - it is the book your dog would want you to buy.
2134 Руб.
Whaite Michael 100 Dogs
Small dog, tall dog, playing with a ball dog, big dog, dig dog burying a bone . . . Can there really be 100 dogs doing 100 doggy things packed into the pages of this picture book? Yep, we've counted and we're pawsitive! Follow the bouncy rhyme as it weaves its way through an array of hilarious hounds (from petted pugs to silly sausage dogs) and find out . . . This silly celebration of dogs is bursting with funny details to spot and crazy, characterful dogs to fall in love with - a bark-aloud book to return time and again.
1907 Руб.
BullyMax Indestructible Dog Ball - Power Chewer - Red - M
Ready for a Dog Ball That Can't Be Destroyed? Tired of your dog ripping yet another tennis ball to shreds? Then you need our Heavy-Duty Indestructible Dog Ball for power chewers! Check out The Incredibullz enjoying their Bully Max Indestructible Ball: Chew toys for dogs come with plentiful benefits. In addition to being a great way to exercise their jaw muscles, chew toys also help your dog release excess energy and can even help keep their teeth clean. This is why every dog should have a good, strong chew toy available for them. Why Choose Bully Max's Indestructible Dog Ball? You're Tired of Other "Indestructible" Dog Toys The problem with lower-quality chewing balls is that strong dogs can quickly rip them to pieces—sometimes in just a matter of minutes. When that happens, no more chew toy! Plus, there’s also the possibility that your dog could choke on a piece of the ripped-up toy. Other dog balls are not as durable and can be punctured and get caught in your dog's jaw or chip your dog's tooth - something that can be very dangerous for larger dog breeds. A Dog Ball Built for Aggressive Chewers Not all dogs play the same, so we engineered an indestructible ball that's durable and built to last against the toughest of canines, no matter their size. So don’t mess around with cheap chew balls. Get your dog one of Bully Max’s Indestructible Dog Ball for Power Chewers. Leave it near their bed to let them chew whenever they feel like it, and take it to the park for a game of fetch. No matter how hard or how long your dog chews this ball, we guarantee it will hold up to the abuse and be ready for more. Our Heavy-Duty Ball for Power Chewers is made from 100% non-toxic materials and is designed to be the perfect size for any medium- to large-sized dog.
0 Руб.
Meddaugh Susan Martha Speaks (+CD)
When Helen Finney feeds alphabet soup to her dog Martha, Martha begins to speak. But having a talking dog is not as fun as it seems. When she wins a call-in radio contest, Martha the talking dog and her family go for a vacation and manage to change the "no dogs allowed" policy.
343 Руб.
Hans Im Glück Сафари в Каркасоне
Новое сафари по Каркасону из серии «Каркассон вокруг света» Carcassonne Round the World отправит вас в путешествие. На этот раз в Африку.Carcassonne Safari — отдельная игра из мира Каркассона. Вам не нужна другая игра, чтобы играть в Carcassonne Safa...
3983 Руб.
Cesar, Dog wet food, Beef, Can foil tray, 3.5 oz (100 g)
Cesar, Dog wet food, Beef, Can foil tray, 3.5 oz (100 g) is the perfect meal for your furry friend. This high-quality dog food is made with real beef and is packed with essential nutrients to keep your dog healthy and happy. The can foil tray ensures that the food stays fresh and delicious until its time to serve. With a weight of 3.5 oz (100 g), this dog food is the perfect size for small to medium-sized dogs. The rich beef flavor will have your dog begging for more, and the easy-to-open can makes mealtime a breeze. Whether youre looking for a special treat or a daily meal, Cesar, Dog wet food, Beef, Can foil tray, 3.5 oz (100 g) is a great choice for any dog owner. So why wait? Treat your furry friend to the delicious taste and nutritious goodness of Cesar, Dog wet food, Beef, Can foil tray, 3.5 oz (100 g) today!
0 Руб.
Corderoy Tracey Impossible!
Dog longs to visit the seaside. But the ocean is MILES away. “Impossible!” he sighs. Then a lost crab appears and needs help to get home. Will Dog take this chance to make his dream come true?
1342 Руб.
Hill's Science Plan Medium Adult Dog Sensitive Stomach & Skin - Chicken - 14kg
Looking for a premium dog food that will keep your furry friend healthy and happy? Look no further than Hills Science Plan Medium Adult Dog Sensitive Stomach Skin - Chicken. This high-quality dog food is specifically designed to meet the needs of dogs with sensitive stomachs and skin, providing them with the nutrients they need to thrive. Made with real chicken and other high-quality ingredients, this dog food is both delicious and nutritious. The 14kg bag provides plenty of food for your medium-sized dog, ensuring that they stay healthy and happy for months to come. So why wait? Treat your furry friend to the best with Hills Science Plan Medium Adult Dog Sensitive Stomach Skin - Chicken today!
0 Руб.